Britis airways

A mother, with three daughters about to be wed, told each one of
them to
write back about their marriage. But to avoid possible embarrassment to
their new husbands by openly discussing intimate details, the mother
and
daughters agreed to use newspaper advertisements as a “code” to let the
mother know how their love lives are going.
The first one got married, and on the second day sent a letter
saying
only, “MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE.” So the mother got out the newspaper and
checked the Maxwell Coffee House advertisement which read:
“SATISFACTION TO
THE LAST DROP…” And she was happy for her daughter.
Then the second daughter was wed. After a week, the mother received
the
message, “BENSON & HEDGES.” Again, checking her paper, she saw the
store ad
with the huge headline banner: “FULL SIZE, KING SIZE” And she knew her
daughter was happy.
Last, the third daughter was married. The mother became anxious as
time
went by with no letter. Finally, after four weeks, she received a
message
merely stating, “BRITISH AIRWAYS.” Eagerly looking at the ad, the
mother
fainted when she read: “THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH
WAYS”.

c++

Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++ ???”    — Richard A. O’Keefe.
“C++: Hard to learn and built to stay that way.”
“Java is, in many ways, C++–.”    — Michael Feldman.
“How C++ is like teenage sex:
1. It is on everyone’s mind all the time.
2. Everyone talks about it all the time.
3. Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
4. Almost no one is really doing it.
5. The few who are doing it are: A. Doing it poorly. B. Sure it will be better next time. C. Not practising it safely.”
“Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed,”    — Bob Gray.
“Ever spend a little time reading comp.lang.c++ ? That’s really the best place to learn about the number of C++ users looking for a better language.”    — R. William Beckwith.
“The evolution of languages: FORTRAN is a non-typed language. C is a weakly typed language. Ada is a strongly typed language. C++ is a strongly hyped language.”    — Ron Sercely.
“C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language.”    — Stefan Van Baelen.
“— C++ has it’s place in the history of programming languages.
— Just as Caligula has his place in the history of the Roman Empire ?”    — Robert Firth.
“C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.”    — Gavin Russell Baker.
“C++ would make a decent teaching language if we could teach the ++ part without the C part.”    — Michael B. Feldman.
“In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.”    — Bjarne Stroustrup.

5 simple rules to be happy

>>5 simple rules to be happy
> >
> >God didn’t promise days without pain, laughter without
> >sorrow,sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the
> >day,comfort for the tears, and light for the way.
> >
> >Disappointments are like road humps, they slow you
> >down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don’t stay on the
> >humps too long.
> >Move on!
> >
> >When you feel down because you didn’t get what you
> >want,just sit tight and be happy, because God is thinking
> >of something better to give you.
> >
> >When something happens to you, good or bad, consider
> >what it means.
> >There’s a purpose to life’s events, to teach you how
> >to laugh more or not to cry too hard.
> >
> >You can’t make someone love you,
> >all you can do is be someone who can be loved,
> >the rest is up to the person to realise your worth.
> >
> >The measure of love is when you love without measure.
> >In life there are very rare chances that you’ll meet the person you love,love
> >you in return.
> >So once you have it don’t ever let go, the chance
> >might never come your way again.
> >
> >It’s better to lose your pride to the one you love,
> >than to lose the one you love because of pride.
> >
> >We spend too much time looking for the right person to
> >love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we
> >should be perfecting the love we give.
> >
> >When you truly care for someone, you don’t look for
> >faults, you don’t look for answers, you don’t look for mistakes.
> >Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults , and you overlook
> >the
> >excuses.
> >
> >Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one
> >who can take his place.
> >Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows
> >older.
> >
> >Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
> > 1. Free your heart from hatred.
> > 2. Free your mind from worries.
> > 3. Live simply.
> > 4. Give more.
> > 5. Expect less.
> >
> >No one can go back and make a brand new start.
> >Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
> >